The hoochie police

It’s no secret that some of the clubs in LA are pretty hard to get into. For this reason, girls have come up with some completely ridiculous ways to get the bouncers to let them in, starting with wearing as little as possible. Is it completely demeaning? Yes. Does it work? Absolutely.

Here’s an instant message conversation I had today with two of my friends while we planned where we are going tomorrow night and what we are going to wear. It was so funny that I couldn’t resist posting it for your entertainment.

*Some names have been abbreviated to avoid any embarrassment.

Z says:
so i'm wearing black jeans, gold pointy toe shoes, and a black/purple blouse with a gold belt. it has sleeves so i'll be pretty covered up, since you asked charisse. what about you guys?
Charisse says:
hmmm, i want to wear shorts but it might be too cold
Y says:
noo nooo
Y says:
it might be hard to get into....I think all the girls should wear skirts
Charisse says:
hahaha!
Charisse says:
are you telling us to be skanky, Y??
Y says:
hahaha
Z says:
i am not going to wear a skirt! it's too cold!
Y says:
It won't be cold on Saturday
Z says:
at 10 at night it will!
Charisse says:
lol! ya'll are cracking me up
Z says:
my hoochie days are over.
Y says:
what??? Why are u married?
Charisse says:
your hoochie days are never over!!
Y says:
seriously!
Charisse says:
hahaha!
Y says:
aite fine....I'm wearing a skirt...if you don't get in, then...
Charisse says:
can i wear my cowboy boots, Y?
Charisse says:
j/k! j/k!
Z says:
i can just see the look on Y’s face!
Charisse says:
haha!
Y says:
hahaha...no cowboy boots
Charisse says:
ok, ok
Y says:
that's worse than Z’s jeans
Y says:
lol
Charisse says:
haha!
Z says:
shut up!
Z says:
you haven't told us what you are wearing, missy!
Y says:
a dress or a hoochie skirt
Y says:
lol
Y says:
some one has to get us in!!
Charisse says:
haha! so now we all have to run our outfits by Y, the hoochie police
Y says:
the Hoochie police!!! I love it! Lol
Z says:
good one!
Z says:
I really don't want to deal with lines! i hope it isn't crowded!
Charisse says:
well, Z, the shorter your skirt, the shorter the line!
Z says:
hahahaha!
Y says:
Wow, Charisse, you're picking up fast!! That's what I'm talking about. lol
Charisse says:
haha!
Charisse says:
how about i just not wear pants at all? will that for sure get us in?
Z says:
wear your polka dot bikini!
Charisse says:
good idea!!
Y says:
Umm, yea, that'll get you in...
Y says:
in to jail!
Charisse says:
HAHAHA!